Dear, dear Cthulhu

[servermonkey]

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year.

In October, I stopped nomi from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In December, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In February, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In January, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In May, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In April, I sacrificed plaintiff to Cthulhu (500 points).

In short, I have been very good (795 points) and deserve to get hooked up with one of those cute Innsmouthers.

Your humble and obedient servant,
Servermonkey

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