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[servermonkey]

Dumb Product Warning Labels

"Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher."

But it's okay for adults to play in the dishwasher, right?

Comments

[prairieflower.livejournal.com]

No it isn't. Scott lost his wedding ring in there for nearly two weeks. I found it in the little crud-catcher in the bottom. Adults should NOT play in the dishwasher.

[servermonkey.livejournal.com]

Not even for just a little bit? ; )

[prairieflower.livejournal.com]

Maybe for a minute. But keep an eye on you wedding band. ;-)

[servermonkey.livejournal.com]

Okay. Safety FIRST!

[herspace.livejournal.com]

Words of wisdom

[servermonkey.livejournal.com]

I LOVE my desk calendar, if you couldn't already tell.

[ghostinmarble.livejournal.com]

I'd have let the crotch-goblin I just babysat for play in the dishwasher if it shut him up for awhile. While it was running, no less.

Nah, I kid. I'm not that evil. Actually, according to my boss, he asked her when I'm coming back. He's also taken to saying "I hate you". I swear he didn't learn that from me. I swear.

[servermonkey.livejournal.com]

Crotch-goblin? I've never heard that expression before.

[ghostinmarble.livejournal.com]

I belong to [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]. You come across all kinds of derogatory terms for ill-behaved children there.

[servermonkey.livejournal.com]

I can only hope I won't have to refer to my children that way.

[ghostinmarble.livejournal.com]

From every description I've heard of your kids, they sound wonderful. Particularly since you're exposing them to Frente and Billy Idol at such tender ages =)

[servermonkey.livejournal.com]

I have to say, I'm probably biased, they do have their moments. Really, though I tend to remember the better times more than the not as better times, you know?

[mineral777.livejournal.com]

I play in the dishwasher all the time.

[servermonkey.livejournal.com]

Be safe, then.