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Oh yes, our student worker Josh found a sign on the side of the road. It was an ad for a Hassle Free $99 Divorce along with an 800 number, and a disclaimer at the bottom of it that reads, "Not a legal firm."

He's been driving around with it in the rear window of his car. I told him that he should add, Ask for Josh to the bottom of the sign, and then call the number after a couple of weeks. Josh has thought about it. Hasn't done it, but has thought about it.
Date: 2004-08-11 01:00 pm (UTC)

I'm impressed

From: (Anonymous)
I gotta say that I'm terribly impressed by this Josh fellow, he sounds to be not only extrememly hilarious, but also dashingly good looking.
Date: 2004-08-11 01:06 pm (UTC)

Re: I'm impressed

From: [identity profile] servermonkey.livejournal.com
I'll have to share that with him. I'm sure he'll be touched.
Date: 2004-08-11 01:03 pm (UTC)

From: [identity profile] lizerk.livejournal.com
"Hassle Free $99 Divorce along with an 800 number, and a disclaimer at the bottom of it that reads, 'Not a legal firm.'"

Nice! Do they charge $99 to knock off the unwanted spouse? Or do they merely rip up the marriage license??
Date: 2004-08-11 01:07 pm (UTC)

From: [identity profile] servermonkey.livejournal.com
Hmmm, good question. This is Florida, after all, who knows WHAT kind of services would be offered.
Date: 2004-08-11 02:49 pm (UTC)

From: [identity profile] mineral777.livejournal.com
please pay in small unmarked bills in the back alley.
ask for pepe don juan carlos sanchez jr. and Big al
Date: 2004-08-11 08:29 pm (UTC)

From: [identity profile] servermonkey.livejournal.com
Big Al, or Big Gay Al? Psst, that's my cousin, yo. Pepe, that is.
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