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Oct. 6th, 2005

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This site is certified 67% GOOD by the Gematriculator


Thanks for the Delgados song, too, mippletMip
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servermonkey: (Marvin)
Self-Inflicted Stupidity

What does a parent with a big ego do when his kid's shelf piles up with soccer trophies, Little League trophies, and swim trophies? According to a woman who runs a California trophy-making business, the proud dad (proud of himself anyway) orders her to make up some old-looking trophies with his name on them so he can regain household bragging rights.
servermonkey: (WWMD?)
Dumb Ways to Die

In Virginia in 2003, a man was bit by a dog. He went after the mutt with a rifle, determined to beat the dog to death with the butt of the gun. You can see this one coming, can't you? While the man was thumping the dog, the rifle went off and the man shot himself to death. The dog recovered nicely.
servermonkey: (Marvin)
You have a total of 151 friends.
You requested to guess 20 entries.
None was skipped due to invalid content (surprising?).
You made 20 guesses.
You got 11 correct.
Doing the math for you, that means you got 55% correct.

Guess that Friend

I'm embarassed at my abysmal results.
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