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Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time

When Selim I, sultan of Persia, was advised by his royal doctors to stop drinking or he would ruin his health, he had the doctors hanged. His new doctors made the startling medical discovery that drinking was actually good for the health--theirs.

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Hmm, kinda like the CIA now.

CIA: "Your Iraq policies are all bullcrap!"

Bush: "You're all fired!"

New CIA: "All workers wery hoppy!"