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[servermonkey]

Dumb Product Warning Labels

"Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher."

But it's okay for adults to play in the dishwasher, right?

Comments

[servermonkey.livejournal.com]

Crotch-goblin? I've never heard that expression before.

[ghostinmarble.livejournal.com]

I belong to [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]. You come across all kinds of derogatory terms for ill-behaved children there.

[servermonkey.livejournal.com]

I can only hope I won't have to refer to my children that way.

[ghostinmarble.livejournal.com]

From every description I've heard of your kids, they sound wonderful. Particularly since you're exposing them to Frente and Billy Idol at such tender ages =)

[servermonkey.livejournal.com]

I have to say, I'm probably biased, they do have their moments. Really, though I tend to remember the better times more than the not as better times, you know?