Couldn't be.

[servermonkey]

This can't be a Birkenstock sandal, and yet, there it is on the sole.

Weird.

Comments

[plaintiff.livejournal.com]

Why can't it be a Birkenstock? They make some crazy stuff. Sure, those are UGLY... but I can see it being a Birk.

I love my Birkenstocks. They're kind of weird themselves.

[servermonkey.livejournal.com]

It's much too "dressed up"? I'm used to the standard Birks with the earth tone colors.

Ok, ok, I resist change. Sometimes.