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servermonkey ([personal profile] servermonkey) wrote2005-01-28 12:01 pm
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Well DUH! Calendar

Dumb Product Warning Labels

On a public toilet, "Recycled water unsafe for drinking."

Somewhere in America, there's at least one person who made that warning label necessary.
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[identity profile] lorelei-aisling.livejournal.com 2005-01-28 09:11 am (UTC)(link)
But maybe they were dogs in a previous life. =P

[identity profile] servermonkey.livejournal.com 2005-01-28 10:40 am (UTC)(link)
Woof?

[identity profile] prairieflower.livejournal.com 2005-01-28 09:23 am (UTC)(link)
I like that. Its like the "do not spray in eyes" on breath spray.

[identity profile] servermonkey.livejournal.com 2005-01-28 10:41 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, there is a label for that? Sheesh.

[identity profile] prairieflower.livejournal.com 2005-01-28 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Because someone, somewhere, did it.

'Eeeeeew. I have eye breath!'

[identity profile] servermonkey.livejournal.com 2005-01-28 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Eye see.

[identity profile] yafah.livejournal.com 2005-01-28 09:38 am (UTC)(link)
i love the ikea toilets with the plastic in them saying NOT A REAL TOILET

[identity profile] lorelei-aisling.livejournal.com 2005-01-28 09:49 am (UTC)(link)
I shudder to think what kind of incident required such a sign!

[identity profile] servermonkey.livejournal.com 2005-01-28 10:41 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, really. That would have been horrid.

[identity profile] servermonkey.livejournal.com 2005-01-28 10:41 am (UTC)(link)
Nice.

[identity profile] dodging-fate.livejournal.com 2005-01-28 09:39 am (UTC)(link)
yeah. ugh!

that's even better than my favorite... the picture of a lid closing a child into a rubber-made 50 gallon tote with the red NO symbol over top. I mean, where ELSE are you supposed to store your cranky 8-month old?!?!?!?!?

[identity profile] lorelei-aisling.livejournal.com 2005-01-28 09:51 am (UTC)(link)
Hahahaha! I remember seeing a can of air that you use to clean the crud out between the keys.

There were various picturegrams on the can.

The following images were incased in that circle with a line through it.

The can straw up somebody's nose.

The can straw in somebody's ear.

The can straw in somebody's mouth.

I was hoping to see a picturegram of somebody bent over with the can straw up its ass. =P

[identity profile] dodging-fate.livejournal.com 2005-01-28 09:56 am (UTC)(link)
hee hee hee! That, at least, would have been interesting!

[identity profile] servermonkey.livejournal.com 2005-01-28 10:44 am (UTC)(link)
I am SO glad I found this year's Well DUH! calendar. I was just a bit sad when I thought I wasn't going to get one.

[identity profile] servermonkey.livejournal.com 2005-01-28 10:43 am (UTC)(link)
The image with the straw up the nose should have had a white mound of powder at the other end of it.

Or something.

[identity profile] servermonkey.livejournal.com 2005-01-28 10:42 am (UTC)(link)
Everyone knows you leave them in front of the TV!

Errr. . .

[identity profile] learner.livejournal.com 2005-01-28 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahh... The legal profession... Protecting the stupid...
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