w00t! Ascension

So, I've ascended in KoL and am going the Hardcore route to see how I do.

At this point, I'm already a Level 3 Pastamancer Noodle Neophyte and not much else. Can't wait to open up more areas.

Don't mind me, I'm a dork.

Middle finger

Somehow, I've gotten what seems to be a splinter in my middle finger.

How this has happened working in my every other weekend office, I do not know.

Hurts like a @#%@$! though.

iNteresting iPod pIece

With competitors speaking briefly about the iPod.