Dungeons and Dragons. . .or deep into the bowels of El Diablo!

[servermonkey]

What is wrong with you, Joel Silver? Why??

At least Thora Birch can act, even if the first D&D movie was horrible. I'd almost welcome an animated D&D feature using the CBS characters from way long ago. Almost. Heck, even a remake of Mazes and Monsters. Remember that one, with Tom Hanks from back in the day? I never placed the voice of Ralph Malph (Donny Most) as Eric the Cavalier's. Willie Aames, I remember recognizing, but not Don Most's.

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[xforge.livejournal.com]

Paris Hilton ... lead role ... sequel to ... Dungeons & Dragons

Thus assuring it'll be the shrieking piece of sh*t we fully expect it to be anyway. = )

[servermonkey.livejournal.com]

If she's in it, you may as well throw in Nicole Richie in a "role" of some sort. It couldn't get any worse.

Good god...NOOOOO!

[syreene.livejournal.com]

Gawd, as a major D&D geek I was sooo incredibly disapointed with the 1st movie...I also agree that the cartoon stuck to the D&D cannon better than the movie ever did...

PARIS HILTON??? Why can't somebody kidnap her so we can tell them we don't give a damn and they can get rid of her for us?!?!? UGH!

I remember Tom Hanks in that movie...they tried to use that whole thing to say D&D made people commit suicide, like Ozzy albums. ;P

Re: Good god...NOOOOO!

[servermonkey.livejournal.com]

Yeah, sorry about the bad news. . .I need to find some good news for you, per your earlier request.

Re: Good god...NOOOOO!

[syreene.livejournal.com]

It's okay...I have been sufficiently cheered up by people and I have stayed away from the news for the rest of the day. ;)