The Alcohol Knowledge Test

[servermonkey]

Bourbon Congratulations! You're 109 proof, with specific scores in beer (60) , wine (50), and liquor (78).

Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 15% on proof You scored higher than 86% on beer index You scored higher than 86% on wine index You scored higher than 88% on liquor index

Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit on Ok Cupid

I must have done some GREAT guessing.

Comments

[yafah.livejournal.com]

haha i got bourbon too. maybe not many girls my age take this test because how could i score better than 97% of the girls my age in the wine category?

Well...

[apocalypse-0.livejournal.com]

Maybe the score goes much higher, and others guess poorly?

[paperpath.livejournal.com]

I don't know if I should smirk or be ashamed...

Bacardi 151 Congratulations! You're 141 proof, with specific scores in beer (120) , wine (116), and liquor (113).

All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 74% on proof You scored higher than 95% on beer index You scored higher than 97% on wine index You scored higher than 97% on liquor index

Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit on Ok Cupid