Well DUH! Calendar entries from the weekend

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The Business of Stupidity and Vice Versa

In the wake of the Oklahoma City bombing, a Hollywood movie company chose to release a Chuck Norris film called Top Dog about terrorists who plot to overthrow the government by blowing up buildings.

A marketing exec from the film company had an interesting defense of the movie. "There's action in Top Dog," she said. "I wouldn't call it violence." The film, which was pitched to kids as a cute dog comedy, featured scenes of people being tortured, shot, blown up, and burned alive.

Dumb Product Warning Labels

On a pair of shin guards: "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover."

Like the brain, for example.