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Stupid Science

Once again, two wrongs do make a right. In 2003, a Japanese couple went to a fertility clinic for help making a baby.

Wrong #1: The clinic used the wrong sperm to attempt to impregnate the wife. It came from another man, not her husband.

Wrong #2: Didn't work. The woman failed to become pregnant.

The clinic apologized anyway.

20 Questions to a Better Sense of Humor

via zoethe

Sunny/Dark: 7/10
drY/Gross: 5/10
Traditional/Offbeat: 5/10
Active/Passive: 6/10

You are a DGT--Dark Gross Traditional. This makes you a Prankster.

Comedy for you is when a person is kept in the most discomfort for the longest period of time. This means practical jokes, pranks, and sticking a hair up a sleeping person's nose so he slaps himself awake.

You are probably locked in some terrifying practical joke one-ups-manship with a like-minded soul. You are also probably a dude.

You are able to acknowledge that Dumb and Dumber was a good movie, and that makes you a good person.

You might like Meet the Parents, Punk'd, and that part in Bruce Campbell's If Chins Could Kill where he convinces a friend that his car has been shoved off a cliff. I'm not describing this adequately. You got to read it.

Of the 5128 people who have taken this quiz, 14 % are this type.

Your Active humor score of 6/10 means you are ju-u-ust right. You're probably pretty popular -- a walking social lubricant. You know how to take someone from on edge to relaxed, and from relaxed to larfing. You're kind of like an episode of Arrested Development. That show is good. Anyway. Rave on, funny one.

Take the quiz here.

Amazingly enough, I have indeed read If Chins Could Kill. Veird!

Why not? Harry Potter alter ego meme

You scored as Severus Snape. Well you're a tricky one aren't you? Nobody quite has you figured out and you'd probably prefer it stayed that way. That said you are a formidable force by anyone's reckoning, but there is certainly more to you than a frosty exterior and a bitter temper. </td> Severus Snape 95% Ron Weasley 90% Ginny Weasley 80% Remus Lupin 75% Hermione Granger 70% Harry Potter 60% Sirius Black 60% Albus Dumbledore 45% Draco Malfoy 35% Lord Voldemort 15% Your Harry Potter Alter Ego Is...? created with QuizFarm.com

Sure.

FEMA stuff

Now, the FEMA tsunami kids game has been around a bit, but my coworker found this, A Scary Thing Happened (link leads to a PDF file, sorry).

Tingly

Is it bad that my face is getting all tingly now that some time has passed since I took a sip of some Mountain Dew?

I haven't had a Mountain Dew in I'm not sure how many days.

Haven't had this happen before--well, when I was playing soccer, I stuck strictly to water. After soccer season, I treated myself to a large Fat Boy's sweet tea. On the drive back to the dorm, I got the shakes. Groovy sugar shakes.

Somewhat funny

It was mildly amusing that MJ had so much disdain for a particular person this morning that he read a story about said person without using her name.

He did, however, keep calling her London Sheraton.